Drooled on your shirt...
🤤😂🤣 That is priceless. I wish I was there to witness that slapstick. I bet the cashier thought you were some kind of perv drooling over her LOL.
She probably has counseling now for the trauma you've caused her, poor thing...

But this just sounds like my normal day to me...LOL. My kids are even better at embarrassing me than I am. My youngest recently asked the cashier (who is always very friendly and chatty, usually...) why he was black! Both he and I didn't know where to look! I mean, how do you even answer a question like that? I promised myself right there and then that we'd start doing some more activities with different people, so he gets to see multiple cultures LOL. I hushed him out of the Carribean shop later that day as soon as he opened his mouth.😂🤣