I'm shocked and appalled to learn that it takes more than six days to become a whale.
Why wasn't this pointed out on day one minute one?
And for all you 9th grade readers out there, this is an example of sarcasm. Considered by some as the lowest form of wit.
Thank you @denmarkguy for exposing this horrendous state of affairs for all newbies.

Shocked and appalled from impatient in Cambridge