Road rage online

I try not kill people while I am driving but I need to say this and loud. . .
WILL ALL THE IDIOTS ON THE ROAD GET THE HELL OFF!!!!!

• Indicators are there to show intention, not to fill the levers in the car.
• When a traffic light/robot {in South Africa we call them robots} turns green and you turning that doesn't mean you shouldn't move into the intersection so more than say you can get across when there is space. Move your damn car.
• Fast lanes are called fast lanes for a reason. Surprise it is so you can drive faster than the other cars in the slower lanes. If you are 100 years old this is not the lane for you; rather use one of the others and get the hell out of the lane for those that can drive a little faster.
• Part two of the fast lane. If the speed limit is say 120kpm then you, yes you Mr BMW, Mrs Merc or Mr I drive a huge 4x4 because I have a small willy does not mean you have the right to drive 400kpm and try push us that are driving a little over the 120 say maybe 120/130 off the road because you more important. Nope it means be patient I will move over as soon as the lane next to me is clear to do so. Dicks.
• Now for the guys who land up stopping next to me at said traffic light/robot, I watch the road including what is happening with the lights so if the light turns green and I just so happen to pull off before you that does not mean I wanna race it means you should wake up. It also doesn't mean that when I get to the next set of lights I will want to race. And finally it doesn't mean that my car is fast. Don't break the first rule {Rule 1: Don't be a doos ever} you don't have to try show me how fast your car is, cause I really don't care. I have places to go and kids to pick up.
• Giving someone a gap is something I try to do as much as I can except to the arse who drives in the turn only lane and then indicates he is now going to go straight and missed the long line of cars, you are breaking rule one and it isn't cool. I will not let you in. To the taxi driver that drives in the yellow lane to miss the traffic then sees a cop and tries to jump into the real lane, I won't let you in and I'm not scared of you.
• To those that buy a radio and get a car for nothing, I really don't like your music it sucks. I also don't like having to wait for the windows to fall out so please if you must play your music so the people in the next country can hear it please don't play crap.

Now the biggest - DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE. Finished. This should be a given because the truth is you cannot text and drive something will give either you will text crap and cause a fight, spell shit wrong and look dumb or you gonna have an accident. Now truthfully if you texting while driving you are most likely dumb and you most likely type shit even when you not diving, none of this bugs me or messes with my life however the accident shit does. I have a family I wanna go home to. I also have a car I work hard to have and really don't wanna see it all messed up. Okay there is one more thing here, if I see you texting before you drive into me know that I might need to break the first rule and smack you.

So drivers out there, don't break rule one, think of others and know that everyone has somewhere they trying to get to.
Be nice and let that guy in but please remember to say thank you once I have let you in. Don't speed up after I put my indicator on, let me in, be nice.
Safe travels.