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But it could happen! It could be a virus or something!!

OMG we have Codoora!

I knew it. I'm self isolating, right now.

Which isn't hard because I can't open the door to get out of here

I'm gonna go lick buttons!

Oooo, you've got buttons. I've heard of them. Maybe you're in a lift!

Of course I'm in a lift. That's the only way to get high these days.

What if its going the wrong way??