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RE: Hold It In and Keep Things Simple

in #life6 years ago (edited)

I was thinking of using bungee cords but I'm not sure if that's the humane way to do it or maybe they make kitty-safe tape? Too bad they don't know what the word stay means. A dog could probably handle this mission but I don't think that's how nature works. It's not like meat cookies are swooping in from the sky and that's the only thing a dog knows how to hunt.

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Perhaps you could get naked, smear yourself in PVA glue and then roll around on a barbers floor and then bungee cord yourself to the hood of your car and pretend to be an angry cat!

I think we could be onto something here!

It's a bit too hot outside to be wearing faux fur coats. People might think I'm weird if I did something like that and I hear enough chirping as it is.

You are right, scrap the hair bit!

I'll just do it naked.

Make a beak and do it naked with a big yellow beak

Two peckers out is better than one. You're right.