James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk is authentic OG.

Captain Kirk of the Funkadelic Starship Enterprise, He is authentic OG (“Original Gangster”)

We are here to take over this operation, ya see? You have no other option, ya see?

This is bigger than you, you answer to The Federation now. We’ll cut you in if you cooperate.

Kirk says in a cold monatone voice “Spock... This is a first, they are completely immune to my stunning looks and sharp wit.” With out another word uttered betweeen these hardened intergalactic gangsters, they looked eachother in the eyes and said “Phasers to maximimum power, hope you like yours extra crispy”

These guys have no clue do they, Spock?
Indeed, Captain, they are and will have been completely clueless.

Jim, Huggie Bear wants his hat back.
Really, he said he hung his hat up for good.... this time...

Scottie, Beam Me Up!!!

Fanfiction Short By Scott Davignon. I do love the classics and found this entertaining produce. Images courtesy of over air TV photographed with my IPhone.