My five year old has the jokes..

Hello, fellow steemians! I know I'm supposed to spend time with my post, but I really needed to share this, and since I no longer use Facebook, you guys get the pleasure.

First let me introduce my overly snarky, incredibly intelligent, wannabe scientist, ninja (which he will learn the ninja ways from a samurai, per him), a botanist, and an archaeologist. He's going to be a busy adult, but mom and dad will be taken care of!

This is Synrik.

Synrik is very hungry tonight. He is moaning as he slowly pads around the house like we starve the child. He may be skinny, but I promise that kid is well fed. I'd kill for his metabolism!

His dad just took hot dogs of the grill. That handsome man with us is his dad. Damn. Anyway.

Synrik decides at this time to lay out an incredible dad joke that I will soon not forget.

"Yum! Let's make like compost and dig in."

You're welcome.