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That is a real bonus, although at present it's a bit chilly without socks. Need to set fire to my toe hairs before unveiling too, I got standards!

Hahaha. I got standards! LMAO ...

Why are you laughing??!! hahaha

I had this vision of you burning that toe hair and setting half the room on fire, hahaha.

:D

Something that should be done outside - hair doesn't smell so good when burned! Works good though, shaving toes... ain't nobody got time for that!