Exercise Birthing Ball FAIL

in #life7 years ago

Just for fun. While in the birthing center I tried out the exercise ball - and failed. We were waiting for my wife to deliver our baby but she had a long, hard labor. For some entertainment and to give me a laugh, I tried out the exercise ball. Well, it was not supposed to be for laughs but it turned out funny anyway.

I just wanted to share this short clip which my Sister took at the time. It was very funny.

I hope you like it too.

Here is the video:

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Please ignore the comments below.

Trolls from YouTube have found me here and are harassing me.

They spread some horrible lies about me and my wife in hopes of turning people away from us.

Many have believed the lies and joined them.

They harass us in the real world and online.

All we do is share videos of our daily lives on the homestead.

Please do not give them the attention they seek.

Please ignore their comments and do not engage them.

They are dangerous in the real world.

Thank you.

We will now take a serious moment to pray for troy on his new venture,

We continue to read from the Book of Joy...

And on that day, Troy Reid ascended the Mound of Garbage to earnestly entreat the Lord, for he had no dinar in his purse with which to feed his wife and child.

"I beseech thee Lord, for I need sustenance but I will not toil among the slaves, and my knee preventeth me from laboring in the homestead."

And the Lord appeared unto Troy Reid and said, "take there a pallet of wood from among the multitude in your junkyard...no, not the blue ones you stole in the land of New York." And Troy found himself a goodly piece, full of worm holes and covered in mouse droppings.

And the Lord instructed Troy Reid, "Inscribe upon the pallet all the words of your 1000-miles-per-hour brain, and I will pay unto thee one shekel per comment. Then distribute the pallets among the multitude to read, and I will further multiply thee one shekel for every view and comment from the people."

And Troy was overjoyed and did grin from ear-to-ear, for he envisioned wealth beyond measure without doing honest sweat labor. And he called his wife Melanie, who came dragging their child in a bassinet of plastic. And Troy handed her the laser engraver and she did plug it into a wall socket, for they were not off-grid. And Troy instructed her to inscribe thereupon the pallet wood all the words of his fevered brain. And Troy did fold his hands to nap, for it was well with him.

And when word spread among the town, there arose a cry and all the people did mock Troy Reid. And one of the elders called out, "that was not the Lord, you fool! That was the town jester, dressed in white raiment with powder upon his beard!" And the multitude of the town pressed upon Troy Reid, and cried out as one, "GET A JOB, YOU BUM!"

But Troy repented not of his sloth and cried aloud, "leave me alone!" And the townspeople called upon the congregation of .sucks, who published all the filthy deeds of Troy Reid near and far upon the internet. And Troy was sore vexed, for there were none that believed him. And he did whine incessantly, even unto this day. Amen.

As a special bonus, many of Trogs Steemit links, including this one will be sent to his family on Facebook Messenger in time for Christmas for them to read over the Turkey.
Reid has said even his Mom does not know what is going on, but that can be made right.
Sent separately will be the well written, The Book of Troy, but the author will remain unknown to protect his identity.

Trog should have a Christmas to remember!!!

@mollydolly it was not the lord that sayeth those words upon herr reids ears , but the anti-christ ............ ANTHONY SCOTT WILLIAMS , LORD AND SAVIOUR OF CHRISTIAN ASSEMBLIES INTERNATIONAL

@mollydolly lets all ask TROY to post why he doesnt celebrate christmas ........ in his home ....... only at mom and dads

@mollydolly YE SHALL KNOW HIM BY HIS SMALL FRUIT

Fcking Hell, sounds like all them Reids whine, is that his sister Danielle, the one with the illegitimate daughter?

trailer trash everyone of them. He hasn't had any good role models but usually people grow up and overcome a pathetic childhood. Troy uses it as a pity me give me money thing and isn't smart enough to dig himself out of that slime pit.

Someone sent me this, shes a bit of a Narcissus from all acounts, tends to look down on folks.
See what you mean about them all being trailer trash.

Yup, they tell me Danielle was on .sucks at one time, I hope her account is disabled!

i realy like this one it was funny

WELL IN THE PAST 2 DAYS YOU HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE .46 WHOLE STEEMY CENTS ON THIS POST . DON'T TELL OTHERS TO IGNORE YOUR MOST CONSISTENT COMMENTERS , DON'T CALL US TROLLS , THATS NOT VERY POLITE OR SOCIABLE . STEEMIT IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNITY , WHY WOULD YOU KNOWINGLY BREAK THEIR RULES AND GUIDELINES BY DOING SO ? OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU STAND ABOVE RULES AND GUIDELINES , THE STATE OF NEW YORK CAN ATTEST TO THAT FACT , HENCE THE EVICTION FROM THE TINY OUT HOUSE ON WHEELS . AS FOR ALL OF US TROLLS .......... WE ARE BUSY BEING A COMMUNITY ... UPVOTING EACH OTHERS COMMENTS AND REPLYING TO THEM AS WELL , WE ARE MAKING EACH OTHER THE STEEM MONEY YOU SAID WE WOULD MAKE ... HONESTLY AND WITHOUT BIAS . LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT POST SO WE CAN MAKE SOME MORE OF THE GLORIOUS STEEMY MONEY .

Say, have you folks been noticing how FIXED BY DOC is just raking in the money here at Steemit, with his videos full of interesting and instructional content?! Unlike a certain faux homesteader/offgridder named Troy Reid, who begs his YT viewers to come here and upvote posts for him, because normal Steemit users find his content vapid and boring!!! And bogus!!!

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joythedog (25) · yesterday

Say, have you folks been noticing how FIXED BY DOC is just raking in the money here at Steemit, with his videos full of interesting and instructional content?! Unlike a certain faux homesteader/offgridder named Troy Reid, who begs his YT viewers to come here and upvote posts for him, because normal Steemit users find his content vapid and boring!!! And bogus!!!

Yes, lots of interesting things on his videos. Never begs and his wife is his partner not his slave.

@mollydolly well it seemm HERR REID has put the steem ss cleaners on me for sharing yt videos in comments

I bet Trogs goons have been so wrapped up in cotton wool they don’t see the real side of things.
We will soon convert them and when Reid hides the comments they will become a Troll!
Let’s put up a video show for potential new supporters.

POST YOUR FAVORITE CLIPS BELOW.

Hey Troy even though I hate docs guts I see that he is making way more money than you are on steem . I don't even Troll him because you are more fun to troll. I love your drama videos. I watch them for free and you don't get paid for your scamming ways.

Don't be fooled. This ghoul is a master manipulator. Out of one side of his mouth he's always whining that he can't afford a $3 box of screws, can't afford to fix his vehicles... then out the other side of his filthy mouth he's bragging about a fat paycheck, multiple side businesses, owning a $700 phone, etc.... WHICH IS IT?! He always mentions in his comments that "finances don't allow at this time", a subtle subliminal cue to his gullible viewers to send him money or whatever the item is that he can't afford... DISGUSTING!!!

can't be hurting too bad since he is heating with electricity ( on grid) and propane. The off gridders I watch heat with free wood.

I like it , it is funny, made me smile for a good beginning of a day :)

Daddy tries to feel like mommy - I would like to see more daddies doing the same.
All the best for you: Melanie, Troy and Michelle.

Love and Peace.

Peter

Thank you. I was trying to make the atmosphere a bit lighter. Had Melanie laughing :)

I think the birthing ball was put in there to keep the Fathers busy and out of the nurses hair. lol Yeah, See? How's that for positive?

LOL, yeah it worked for me anyway. Kept me busy for a while.

Yup, thats positive.

Hope to see you around every day here.

Do what I can Troy.

Thanks.

"Hope to see you around Every Day here" to fight Troy Reid's battles.

Good luck with that @thediyworld.

Just wait until they find out you have No Intentions on helping anyone make money.
It's all about you Reid. Right?

look at his followers numbers and compare them to the ones trog follows. Something doesn't seem right. Its all about trog it looks like. Yeah come and we will make money really means I need more slaves to work for me for free. Ming Zing can't do it all herself

When you are dealing with troy just a box of matches will keep him entertained for hours while the adults take care of business

Your upvoting the wrong guy. drbill

Troy, this is something all of you there will always remember and laugh about. Hey, I'm sure you're not the first man to try it out ... I bet my son did when his wife was waiting to give birth...lol I think it was great to try to help keep Melanie's mind on something other than contractions. Thumbs up to you!

Thank you. It had us all laughing so hard for a long time. It was well worth losing my pride :)

The ball is there just to keep the husbands from getting ah big head.

Very funny, followed for more laughs :)

Thank you for the follow. I wish my Sister had caught the rest. It had us laughing for a long time.

good entertainment...i would have liked to see u try 1 more time though...bet u would have done it...still cant upvote your vids...see it...click on it...then get something that says get a steem account...do i show as upvoting the ball vid?

No, there is no up vote from you on this article. If the problem persists, please let me know and I will take it over to the support forum.

I did try that a few times. Had us laughing like mad.

Will you be displaying your Army discharge status soon by showing your long form DD214? You promised to do this weeks ago. Are you hiding something? You have NOT DISPROVED STOLEN VALOR!

same guy @thediyworld @diy-electronics @trtechtactical @blogger101 4 accounts

Interesting that you post this because I have a question now that I looked at the history of one of these accts.

Who "introduced" his forth free SteemIt acct @trtechtactical and who paid the 13.571 SBD to spread the word of SteemIt right back to troy, on his forth acct? This forth free acct. is now worth $90 USD because of that "introduction" payout.

this reads like fraud to me
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Please don't tell me he's "introducing" himself to SteemIt and taking rewards for it using multiple accts?

Think twice before flagging this troy because I'll be right in chat to discuss this with you. Now I'd like to know where that money came from and why? I'm part of this community.

I've been doing some reporting to @steemcleaners myself lately and I guess I'm taking a sort of pride in being a SteemIt troubleshooter ;)

CC: @gmuxx

I guess all trolls need to open a dozen "troy" accounts and keep building more until he starts closing his extra ones. Hundreds can play at this game.

He says in the comments on his latest video that Ming Ming is to join.
Wonder if Michelle is going to be signed up as well?

All 4 of your accounts is hard to keep up with. We are not making you look bad. Youre doing it all on your own. How are people to defend your fraud? 4 ACCOUNTS BELONG TO HIM!!

@thediyworld, @diy-electronics, @trtechtactical, @blogger101, aka, DBA Troy Reid, When are you going to show proof of your military discharge as you promised weeks ago?


He’ll do it later. LOL.

T-scammer’s known steemit accounts so far:
@thediyworld
@diy-electronics
@blogger101
@trtechtactical