Oh, this had me rolling on a Friday morning! I was trying to translate his words as I kept reading. Your imagery was spectacular! Glad that your buttocks was in no real danger ;-). I hope, at the very least, you were able to find an amazing beer to go along with your amazing story!
I did, I found several! And all of me is just the way I was!! :0D
Thank goodness for the little things 😉
Hehe, yes indeed!