Why I'm Comfortably Single

On all standards, I'm beautiful.

I mean what's better that a pretty girl with a sense of humor? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

So why the heck am I single!? First off, I'd like to state defensively that I'm single by CHOICE... But this sort of feels like a lie because the increasing lack of common sense found in most, yes MOST, single guys makes me feel like I'm being forced to stay single.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly an Einstein with boobs, but I think I deserve some sensibility from a man I decide to role with. And yet... Here I am... Singl!

My other reason for being single is pretty strange really...

I WANT TO DATE A WHITE GUY!!!

Okay, maybe that came off as being somewhat racist. But I'm using it in a positive context, so...

Also, this has nothing to do with genitals or physical features (okay, maybe a little bit of physical features), it mostly has to do with ideologies and history.

While there's currently a shift in the masochistic way of thinking of black men, they have a long looong, really looooooooooong way to go. And while I'm not undermining the fact that some white guys are twats, I strongly believe their twatfullness isn't as pronounced...

There's also the added part of leaving Nigeria. Coz well, Nigeria is trying to kill you. As I've always said.

So...

I'd be willing to get of the single train if the man has common sense (common sense is relative of course) and if he's not African.

Pretty simple, right?

NOT!!!