Marriage...

I don't understand why people are so eager to get married. Man, check the statistics, 3 out of 4 marriages end in divorce, and people still want to do it.

If you go skydiving and they told you 3 out 4 parachutes won't open, you're like, f... it, I'm not going, I don't like those odds.. 75% chance to be splashed on the ground, but people still want to marry!!!

• life lessons from Bill Burr.