The Day I Tried to Look Rich

I wore my best clothes, sprayed plenty of perfume, and entered the street like a billionaire. My friend asked, “Where are you going? I said, To handle some serious business. Five minutes later, I saw a man selling roasted corn. I checked my pocket I looked at the corn, looked at my money, and whispered, “Business has handled me instead. I went home before anybody discovered my billionaire lifestyle.