You don't need a permission from either god or the guy. Just send me 1000 eur steem and I will admit your marriage with any groom of your choice.
You don't need a permission from either god or the guy. Just send me 1000 eur steem and I will admit your marriage with any groom of your choice.
Huh, tempting offer...I do feel that God's a bit cheaper - could you throw in a baptism or two?
Sure. Do you require a visit from a holy(?) spirit as well? You know for bragging rights that your child is special?
Oh shit, I hadn't thought of that...Hmm, do you have a sort of package deal? A sort of all-in-one thing? 'Cause I really don't wanna be running back and forth for every little thing...
A full package? Of course I have what you need. But to get that you must first be in the vip club of my clients. Wanna join today?