I ONCE LOVED A GIRL WHO WAS SNUGLY
I once loved a girl who was snugly
Not beautiful, but certainly not ugly
She provided such pleasure
Her memory I treasure
I boast in a manner most smugly
The girl I once loved was so thorny
But because she was also so horny
After every fight
Came such great delight
Her moodiness was welcome not corny
But something soon seemed quite amiss
Something I could no longer dismiss
We'd make love everyday
In our passionate way
But sex without love's an abyss
She cried when I chose to depart
Telling me I was breaking her heart
But that very same night
She held another man tight
So our mutual friends did impart
If there's a lesson to be learned it's this
There's more to life than sexual bliss
Or do you have to be mad
To leave what I had
I ponder as I reminisce 
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