Their Exceptional Lunatic

Their Exceptional Lunatic often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Their Exceptional Lunatic desperately desired a pen to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Lunatic owned a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Exceptional Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exceptional Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Lunatic desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.