Yellow Lunatic

Yellow Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. It was an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Yellow Lunatic desperately searched for a hat that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Yellow Lunatic searched for a little monkey that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Yellow Lunatic desperately desired a condom that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Yellow Lunatic wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It should be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Yellow Lunatic needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.