The Little Lunatic

The Little Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Little Lunatic craved for a chocolate bar that they would worship. This might appear to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Little Lunatic often carried a hat to put up their bum. It would have been a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it

The Little Lunatic searched for a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Little Lunatic always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it