The Chinese Lunatic

The Chinese Lunatic owned a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Lunatic desperately searched for a cup that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. A cup is the item to choose.

The Chinese Lunatic desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Chinese Lunatic always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Lunatic always had with them a lava lamp to play with. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Chinese Lunatic found a hat that they would often drop. It is a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.