The Cheerful Lunatic

The Cheerful Lunatic always kept a condom that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

The Cheerful Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper to play with. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Lunatic often carried a pint of cider that they would often drop. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Lunatic wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a strange action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Lunatic owned a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.