Her Little Lunatic

Her Little Lunatic desired a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Her Little Lunatic desperately needed a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Her Little Lunatic desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Her Little Lunatic craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It would have been a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be exciting. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Her Little Lunatic found a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a porno magazine of all things.

Her Little Lunatic carried a CD player that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A CD player was the chosen thing.