Their Lucky Lunatic

Their Lucky Lunatic desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Lucky Lunatic wanted a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Lunatic desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Lunatic always kept a condom that they would eat. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Lunatic wanted a can of coke that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Their Lucky Lunatic always carried a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.