The Retarded Lunatic

The Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes play with. It might have been a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Lunatic carried a radiator that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Lunatic needed a sponge to rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Lunatic searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Retarded Lunatic found a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper of all things.

The Retarded Lunatic always had with them a sword that they would sometimes throw. It is an original idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the item to select.