A Gentle Lunatic

A Gentle Lunatic always had with them a pint of cider that they would smash. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Lunatic desperately needed a bat that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Gentle Lunatic desperately wanted a crown that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

A Gentle Lunatic looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman of all things.

A Gentle Lunatic always had with them a hat that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.