The Colourful Lunatic

The Colourful Lunatic always kept a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Lunatic desperately desired a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Lunatic carried a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Lunatic desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. It was an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A radiator being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Lunatic needed a little monkey that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Lunatic needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.