The Horny Lunatic

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a bat to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Horny Lunatic always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Lunatic wanted a crown that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it

The Horny Lunatic desperately desired a bat that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.