A Blue Lunatic

A Blue Lunatic desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Blue Lunatic desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Blue Lunatic always carried a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

A Blue Lunatic searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

A Blue Lunatic always had with them a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Blue Lunatic searched for a ball that they would often sit and look at. It might be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be exciting. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.