Her Lonely Lunatic

Her Lonely Lunatic often carried a wig that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Lunatic desired a bottle of wine that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Lunatic always carried a big sponge that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was awesome. A big sponge of all things.

Her Lonely Lunatic carried a rubber chicken that they would often eat. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Lunatic always carried a CD player that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Lunatic always kept a sword that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.