Her Confused Lunatic

Her Confused Lunatic craved for a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Lunatic always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. It was a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Her Confused Lunatic desired a bottle of coke that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.