The Fat Lunatic

The Fat Lunatic wanted a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. It is a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Lunatic desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Fat Lunatic desperately wanted a porno magazine to eat. This seems an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Lunatic looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Lunatic searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Lunatic desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would break. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.