Fucking Lunatic

Fucking Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Lunatic desperately craved for a cucumber that they would play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Fucking Lunatic desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Fucking Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber johnny to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Fucking Lunatic desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.