His Confused Lunatic

His Confused Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Confused Lunatic searched for a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Lunatic often carried a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Lunatic desperately desired a condom that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A condom being the thing opted for.

His Confused Lunatic looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Lunatic desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.