A Hungry Lunatic

A Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often put on his head. It should be a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. This seems an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Lunatic always kept a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. A set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Lunatic always kept a pint of beer that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Hungry Lunatic had a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately looked for a crown to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.