The Special Lunatic

The Special Lunatic wanted a can of coke that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Special Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Special Lunatic craved for a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Special Lunatic found a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It is a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Special Lunatic found a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Special Lunatic had a custard pie that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.