Her Bum Loving Lunatic

Her Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a bottle of beer that they would often break. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic always kept a crown that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is awesome. A piece of paper being the item selected.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic wanted a lava lamp to put up their bum. It might be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic often carried a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. It is a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.