The Nervous Lunatic

The Nervous Lunatic had a cup that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Nervous Lunatic desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Nervous Lunatic looked for a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Lunatic desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.