The Worrisome Lunatic

The Worrisome Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Lunatic often carried a sword to share. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Lunatic needed a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Lunatic searched for a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Worrisome Lunatic desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.