Their Dodgy Lunatic

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Their Dodgy Lunatic desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Lunatic carried a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderful. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Lunatic often carried a sword that they would often break. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Lunatic owned a cheese grater to hug. This seems to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.