The Boring Lunatic

The Boring Lunatic desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Lunatic always carried a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Lunatic desired a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Boring Lunatic had a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Boring Lunatic desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Boring Lunatic looked for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A condom being the thing opted for.