Their Eccentric Lunatic

Their Eccentric Lunatic always kept a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Lunatic desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Eccentric Lunatic carried a mug that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Lunatic desired a computer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

Their Eccentric Lunatic craved for a custard pie to cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.