A Naughty Lunatic

A Naughty Lunatic owned a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be spectacular. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Naughty Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Lunatic searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Naughty Lunatic desperately wanted a condom that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A condom would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Lunatic had a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Lunatic wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It would be an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.