His Chinese Lunatic

His Chinese Lunatic carried a sponge that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Lunatic always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Chinese Lunatic carried a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Chinese Lunatic desperately desired a mug to throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

His Chinese Lunatic desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Chinese Lunatic always had with them a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.