Square Lunatic

Square Lunatic always had with them a block of cheese that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Square Lunatic wanted a hat that they sometimes share. This seems a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

Square Lunatic needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Square Lunatic looked for a set of lego that they would often eat. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

Square Lunatic looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It was an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Square Lunatic always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.