His Special Lunatic

His Special Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Special Lunatic often carried a radiator that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was fun. A radiator having that done to it

His Special Lunatic always had with them a dildo that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an original proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

His Special Lunatic always kept a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

His Special Lunatic desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

His Special Lunatic looked for a tomato that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.