A Confused Lunatic

A Confused Lunatic had a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Confused Lunatic owned a CD player to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Confused Lunatic needed a mug that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Lunatic searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. This seems to be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Confused Lunatic desperately wanted a can of coke to share. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Lunatic desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.