The Scary Lunatic

The Scary Lunatic always had with them a teapot that they would share. This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A teapot is the thing to select.

The Scary Lunatic craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an odd action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Scary Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they would often smash. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Lunatic looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Lunatic owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Scary Lunatic searched for a stapler to insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.