His Fat Lunatic

His Fat Lunatic often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Fat Lunatic wanted a pen that they would break. It was a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.

His Fat Lunatic wanted a ball that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Fat Lunatic craved for a sponge that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

His Fat Lunatic often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Lunatic desired a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.