Her Fat Lunatic

Her Fat Lunatic desired a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item opted for.

Her Fat Lunatic found a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Her Fat Lunatic craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Fat Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Lunatic searched for a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Lunatic always carried a radiator that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.