The Magical Lunatic

The Magical Lunatic desired a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Lunatic needed a set square that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be miraculous. A set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Lunatic desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. It was a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Lunatic wanted a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Magical Lunatic had a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Lunatic always kept a sponge that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.