Their Crazy Lunatic

Their Crazy Lunatic carried a CD player to put in the bath with him. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Lunatic carried a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Crazy Lunatic carried a hat to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Lunatic always had with them a can of coke that they would drop. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Crazy Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.